So I am still a bit obsessed with ontdcreepy and I'm waiting for my phone's top-up to come through so I can ring up my letting agency, so in the meantime LET'S SHARE STORIES ABOUT ~PARANORMAL EXPERIENCES~I am a bit confused about where I stand with the paranormal, as I am a pretty sceptical person but when I was in my preteens/early teens I thought my ( Read more... )

I HAD SUCH A CREEPY DREAM LAST NIGHT. There were also some things involving Gavin and Stacey and Male BFF and people wearing dressed made of feathers, so that was all right, but THE CREEPY BIT.

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OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THE FUCKING DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT. I WAS AT MY SECONDARY SCHOOL FOR SOME REASON AND I FOUND A BABY'S TORSO. I WAS TRYING TO GET HELP, BUT I COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY, AND THEN THIS GUY APPEARED, IDK WHY OR WHAT HE WAS DOING I JUST KNOW HIS FACE WAS RIDDLED WITH HOLES OH GOD I AM LITERALLY GETTING CHILLS JUST REMEMBERING IT. I ( Read more... )

THERE IS A SPIDER CRAWLING RIGHT UP THE CORNER EDGE OF MY WINDOW FRAME.

HOW AM I MEANT TO CATCH IT WHEN IT'S NOT ON A FLAT SURFACE?

THE GOGGLES CUP AND PAPER, THEY DO NOTHING D:

ETA: HOORAY IT FOOLISHLY MOVED ONTO THE FLAT PART OF THE FRAME AND I BATTED IT INTO THE CUP AND OUT THE WINDOW WITH AN EXCLAMATION OF "GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!"

A SPIDER AND A DADDY LONG LEGS ARE HAVING A STARE DOWN ON MY WINDOWSILL.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME.

I CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO CATCH THEM IN A CUP AND CHUCK THEM OUT THE WINDOW ANYMORE /o\

ETA: OH MY GOD THE SPIDER KNOCKED ONE OF THE DADDY LONG LEGS' GODDAMN LEGS OFF AND NOW IT IS SAT ON ITS FACE EATING IT. WTF WTF WTF ( Read more... )

WAILS.

I JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND A FUCKING LITTLE CENTIPEDE SKITTERED OUT FROM WHERE IT HAD BEEN CHILLAXING UNDER THE WINDOW WHICH IS PRACTICALLY IN MY ROOM.

INSECTS, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR QUEEN ANYMORE.

OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE BUMBLEBEE TRYING REALLY, REALLY HARD TO FLY THROUGH MY WINDOW. GO AWAY GIANT BEE I AM NOT A FLOWER. YOU WILL ONLY GIVE YOURSELF A HEADACHE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.

WHY ARE THE INSECTS IN THIS TOWN SO OBSESSED WITH ME???

After last night's spider shenanigans, lila_roxo theorised that insects seem to have an unhealthy obsession with me. I chuckled to myself and shook my head, because obviously it was just silliness.

... today one of these chaps stalked me down the beach, a random little winged bug fell onto my book, a fly landed on my hoodie and refused to leave, and just ( Read more... )

OH GOD I JUST GLANCED UP AND THERE WAS THIS GOOGLY-EYED CRABFACE SPIDER STROLLING ALONG MY WALL RIGHT NEXT TO MY FACE. I CAUGHT IT W/ MUG AND PAPER BUT THEN I HAD TO PUT IT DOWN TO GET THE WINDOW TO OPEN WIDER (ONE-HANDED IS NOT ENOUGH!) AND WHEN I CHUCKED LITTLE CRABFACE OUT OF THE WINDOW I DIDN'T CHUCK HARD ENOUGH AND IT JUST LANDED ON THE WINDOW ( Read more... )

I totally lost sleep over the all ghost stories I read yesterday. /o\ Yeeeah that's right. (In my semi-defence, the initial sleeplessness was caused by the retainer I'm trying to get back into the habit of wearing over night. My traitorous teeth have moved. Cue PAIN keeping me up.) I drifted off to sleep at about half 2 and then woke up again an ( Read more... )